the world of gayeANIMAL FARM
May 22nd 2009 14:51
What if I told you that if you bake your dog you could be doing him a big favour? Or throwing him in a sack is good for him? Well according to vintage animal advice these and many other strange practises are good for the pooch. Let me explain.
Have you got to the stage where those vet bills are just beyond you but your beloved doggie needs help? Fear not, fire up the oven and bake the dog. According to this article those crafty germans thought that it was good for their health. And if that doesn't work at least the kids will get fed.
What about exercise? If you don't have time to walk your doggie this could be the solution. Got a hessian sack? Got a car? Well then your all set.
Does your devoted pal like to go with the family on your outings but you have no room in the car? Here it is folks, the doggie hole in the boot. Drill a hole in the boot big enough for his head and if he doesn't like it, it could be the perfect place for the kids.
It is nice to think that after years of loyalty and devotion you pooch will just slip away quietly to that great big kennel in the sky. Why not help him along with this fantastic Death Truck. The little girl seems to be enjoying it. I know a few people I wouldn't mind picking up in this vehicle.
After the truck has done it's job there is a way to have your dearly departed with you for all time. Instead of him laying at your feet while you read he could be looking over your shoulder because he is attached to your nightlight. Just swap the squirrel for the pooch and BINGO, doggoie lamp !! What a comforting thought'
Have you got to the stage where those vet bills are just beyond you but your beloved doggie needs help? Fear not, fire up the oven and bake the dog. According to this article those crafty germans thought that it was good for their health. And if that doesn't work at least the kids will get fed.
What about exercise? If you don't have time to walk your doggie this could be the solution. Got a hessian sack? Got a car? Well then your all set.
Does your devoted pal like to go with the family on your outings but you have no room in the car? Here it is folks, the doggie hole in the boot. Drill a hole in the boot big enough for his head and if he doesn't like it, it could be the perfect place for the kids.
It is nice to think that after years of loyalty and devotion you pooch will just slip away quietly to that great big kennel in the sky. Why not help him along with this fantastic Death Truck. The little girl seems to be enjoying it. I know a few people I wouldn't mind picking up in this vehicle.
After the truck has done it's job there is a way to have your dearly departed with you for all time. Instead of him laying at your feet while you read he could be looking over your shoulder because he is attached to your nightlight. Just swap the squirrel for the pooch and BINGO, doggoie lamp !! What a comforting thought'
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