the world of gayeCORPSES FOR SALE
September 8th 2009 04:52
Anyone who knows me also knows I am a little warped. I find bizarre things amusing and am fascinated by the unusual. I thought I had seen most of the more unique sites on the web but I was wrong, I have struck gold. My good friend Ros and I sat in hysterics while looking at some of the products for sale on "CORPSES FOR SALE". So without further ado let me show you some of the products, and I will leave you with the link so you can check it out.
The first thing I checked out was The Gallery, an informative look at products you can't pick up in your local supermarket. Products like LADY DIE.
Then there is OLDIE HAWN (ONE OF MY FAVOURITES)
You can even purchase a friend to keep that loved one company so that they never get lonely.
You can order a corpse with your preference of hair colour and degree of decay and even request to have lights installed in the eye sockets. Here is just one of the blurbs that inform you of the choices you have when you place an order for your dead friend.
"DEGREE OF DECAY"... There are two choices, Light decay and Heavy decay. Some of the more noticeable differences are that the Heavy decayed corpse has larger rotted eye sockets, a very deteriorated nose and a decayed mouth that shows almost all the teeth. The Light decayed corpse has eyelids, a more built-up nose and a mouth that shows less teeth, making it appear less decayed."
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?? Now if you have had to tighten the budget because of the global financial crisis don't despair, they have the answer for those of you that just HAVE to have a corpse but can't afford one........a build your own corpse instruction manual. !!! How helpful is this company?
For just $19.95 you build a lifesize, realistic, decaying corpse in the privacy of your own home. This easy step by step manual will guide you through the entire process giving you tips and techniques to help make your corpse as realistic and unique as possible. The corpses have heads that turn side to side and the mouth opens and then snaps shut (These would be an excellent way to keep your kids in line folks). The limbs also move and the fingers can be bent into different positions. The men come in suits and all the women have nylons and high heels (nothing better than a well dressed corpse).
There is much, much more to read and look at on this wonderful feel good website. I will leave you with one more image and the link so you can browse around and decide for yourself whether this is a product you just have to have. Happy shopping.
http://www.distefano.com
The first thing I checked out was The Gallery, an informative look at products you can't pick up in your local supermarket. Products like LADY DIE.
Then there is OLDIE HAWN (ONE OF MY FAVOURITES)
You can even purchase a friend to keep that loved one company so that they never get lonely.
You can order a corpse with your preference of hair colour and degree of decay and even request to have lights installed in the eye sockets. Here is just one of the blurbs that inform you of the choices you have when you place an order for your dead friend.
"DEGREE OF DECAY"... There are two choices, Light decay and Heavy decay. Some of the more noticeable differences are that the Heavy decayed corpse has larger rotted eye sockets, a very deteriorated nose and a decayed mouth that shows almost all the teeth. The Light decayed corpse has eyelids, a more built-up nose and a mouth that shows less teeth, making it appear less decayed."
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?? Now if you have had to tighten the budget because of the global financial crisis don't despair, they have the answer for those of you that just HAVE to have a corpse but can't afford one........a build your own corpse instruction manual. !!! How helpful is this company?
For just $19.95 you build a lifesize, realistic, decaying corpse in the privacy of your own home. This easy step by step manual will guide you through the entire process giving you tips and techniques to help make your corpse as realistic and unique as possible. The corpses have heads that turn side to side and the mouth opens and then snaps shut (These would be an excellent way to keep your kids in line folks). The limbs also move and the fingers can be bent into different positions. The men come in suits and all the women have nylons and high heels (nothing better than a well dressed corpse).
There is much, much more to read and look at on this wonderful feel good website. I will leave you with one more image and the link so you can browse around and decide for yourself whether this is a product you just have to have. Happy shopping.
http://www.distefano.com
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