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COULD I POSSIBLY BE FAT?

February 22nd 2008 04:57
I have put on quite a bit of weight since leaving my job, in fact so much weight that instead of walking to the shops I can now roll. So how do you know when enough is enough? When your body has reached it's limit? I have gathered some information for everyone to browse through, so you too can tell when weight watchers is just around the corner.

1. When you go dancing with your partner and everyone in the room asks if the world moved for you too



2. When you sit down, look down, and your crotch has disappeared into oblivion.

3. When you have to start wearing a bra on your back!

4. When your family decides to put shading over the pool and asks you if you would like the job.


5. When your boobs slowly slide sideways because your stomach has snuck through the space in the middle.

6. When it starts to cost you more for foundation makeup because your chin has now become part of your face.

7. The last time you wore a thong it disappeared and you never saw it again!



8. You haven't been able to put your arms down by your side for months because the little rolls of fat under your arms are holding them up.

9. When you go to the seaside. You stand by the sea and your the side!!


10. And last of all, when you get off the scales in the morning the indentation of your feet is still there
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Comment by Morgan Bell

April 4th 2008 14:55
haha that was great, i liked the one about your chin becoming part of your face . . . ive put on weight since i stopped working too, im retired and im only 26 lol

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