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March 22nd 2009 22:02
Well I have found some more astounding reading material for all the literary types out there in blogland. The truly amazing thing about these treasures is that they are actually books that have been published !!
Nothing please me more than a good book that I can't put down so I am going straight out to buy a few of these beauties....I am sure they are just full of advice to illuminate me.
Do you have someone in your life soooo boring that they put you to sleep? Well this could be the reason
I am sure in these tough economic times people need to save thier pennies any way they can. So......are you near death and planning your demise? Is there a family member you need to dispose of but can't really afford it? This might be the solution
Do you listen to what your body is telling you? Well this book will give you the instructions you need to talk to your body
Do you have cheesy problems? Is your cheese misbehaving? is your poor old cheese having problems with it's veins? Read the solutions right here...solve those cheddar problems now.
Are you off to see the world? A bit of luxury cruising perhaps. Have the trip of a lifetime without ever having to worry about ending up in a watery grave at the bottom of the ocean. Present this to the Captain upon boarding and you can go and play bingo without any stress
Or maybe camping is your idea of a holiday (why anyone would want to sleep in the dirt without a TV is beyond me) I think you really need to fork over your hard earned cash and invest in this mine of information.
How about a spot of horseriding? If your like me you probably know that horseriding entails putting your feet in stirrups and trying not to fall off in a big heap BUT do you know the really important stuff like:
And then for some reason I don't really understand lesbains have to have their very own book about horseriding, why? You tell me, I have no idea....
I shall continue to try and bring you more informative and interesting books in the future but this should be enough to keep you going for a while.
Nothing please me more than a good book that I can't put down so I am going straight out to buy a few of these beauties....I am sure they are just full of advice to illuminate me.
Do you have someone in your life soooo boring that they put you to sleep? Well this could be the reason
I am sure in these tough economic times people need to save thier pennies any way they can. So......are you near death and planning your demise? Is there a family member you need to dispose of but can't really afford it? This might be the solution
Do you listen to what your body is telling you? Well this book will give you the instructions you need to talk to your body
Do you have cheesy problems? Is your cheese misbehaving? is your poor old cheese having problems with it's veins? Read the solutions right here...solve those cheddar problems now.
Are you off to see the world? A bit of luxury cruising perhaps. Have the trip of a lifetime without ever having to worry about ending up in a watery grave at the bottom of the ocean. Present this to the Captain upon boarding and you can go and play bingo without any stress
Or maybe camping is your idea of a holiday (why anyone would want to sleep in the dirt without a TV is beyond me) I think you really need to fork over your hard earned cash and invest in this mine of information.
How about a spot of horseriding? If your like me you probably know that horseriding entails putting your feet in stirrups and trying not to fall off in a big heap BUT do you know the really important stuff like:
And then for some reason I don't really understand lesbains have to have their very own book about horseriding, why? You tell me, I have no idea....
I shall continue to try and bring you more informative and interesting books in the future but this should be enough to keep you going for a while.
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