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April 10th 2008 09:12
I have spent the last two days with one of my good friends just catching up and going shopping together. Yesterday we decided to have coffee and cake, and afterwards she had a bit of grocery shopping to do. So off we toddled, parked the car and then proceeded to make our way to the entrance leading into the shops. As we walked towards the door three women got out of their car in front of us, two elderly women and a 30’ish women who I think had the eight wonder of the world attached to her back, her backside. I was fascinated by her arse !! It left me speechless, this woman had maybe a 30 inch waist, a small bust, a normal size head and a bum the size of africa. I have never in my life seen anything so big attached to something so small, and she was wearing the tightest jeans you could imagine so it just jutted out into everyone else’s personal space for the world to see.


What causes this abnormality I pondered, does it serve a purpose, maybe it’s a siamese twin?
Maybe she stores water there for use in drought! Or maybe she’s a waitress and it’s an extra place to carry customer’s trays, OR it could be a birth defect that causes food to bypass her stomach and go straight to her bum.

I couldn’t concentrate on anything, everytime it rolled up and down in front of me it felt like I was being hypnotized.

I had things to do and places to go but I might not ever get to see anything this odd again, I just had to follow. It was like a science experiment, I wanted to know if I stood close enough would my body feel the vibrations of her bum motion when she walked, if the seams on her extremely tight jeans could withstand such extreme pressure? She made my flat bottom feel inadequate, poor little flat arse. And then I thought to myself, what holds this wonder of mankind up, maybe surgeons have inserted metal rods into her legs as reinforcement. I wondered if underneath the denim jeans the veins in her legs were popping out, you know like the veins pop out on a wieghtlifter’s neck when they have to heave a massive barbell over their head. What happen’s when the legs collapse and buckle, when they can no longer hold this freak of nature aloft. They won’t be able to fit this in a wheelchair I think to myself.

And then I wonder about the genetic ramifications. Does she carry an big butt gene? Will she pass this on to innocent children and if she does how will she prepare them for the what the future holds? Can you buy baby jumpsuit’s that are size one up the top and size 5 from the waist down? What happen’s when they are teenager’s and want to wear lycra, they will be outcasts in society all because they have inherited the butt gene.
Anyway I will leave you all to ponder these intelligent questions and a video showing you what happens when you put a big butt in lycra
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Comment by Anonymous

August 19th 2008 05:20
best youtube video ever. eveybody loves a big butt they just to scared to say it

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