GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF HIS LAP
March 11th 2008 15:00
I have just finished watching a show called cheaters, of course it's american and trashy. Okay so the premise of the show is stupid people get more stupid people, who act and talk like they know what they are doing, following more stupid people and trying to catch them having cheap sex with cheap people. Got it so far? So in this episode this fat little trailer women who has the brain capacity of a worm wants to catch her man (or poor excuse for a human being) cheating with other trash, so she hires cheaters to follow him.
So they follow him and you'll never guess, he is in his trailer trash partners car getting a head job off a halfwit. But then again if you had seen him you would keep your head in his lap as well, anything to avoid looking at his head. My god, what is this species? I think mankind might be doomed if they breed, so they need to keep giving head jobs, At least that way no one will fall pregnant! So, were the two monkeys in the car performing for the cameras sorry for what they were doing? Of course not, in fact he then proceeded to say he needed to play up with this woman because his trailer wife had gotten so fat. And then said she deserved it because she didn't appreciate her man! Well I tell you, if you call this perverted little spare part a man, then I'm Barbara Striesand!! I would have caved in his crutch! If he was even half way good looking then maybe you could understand him having an ego, but believe me, he should have been thrown in a bucket at birth and left by a wall somewhere.
I can't imagine where these people come from. Are they medical experiments perhaps, or maybe the taliban placed them in our presence hoping eventually they would breed enough cretins and they could control us all easily! I was fascinated by their lack of morals, basic education and social skills. And the idiots that film these people are probably even worse, I don't know how they keep a straight face. I would be falling about laughing at these morons, I can't imagine being that desperate for love or sex, that I would even contemplate letting their puny little dicks near me. Oh well, I have been entertained tonight so I shall go to bed tonight feeling totally superior and try not to have a nightmare about rednecks having sex, what a horrible picture in my head that creates.
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