the world of gayeGRATE MY FEET AND BRING ME A POLE
May 13th 2009 09:27
The end of the world is coming. Do you want to know how I know this? Because of infomercials that's how. It is a slow death for us all, god is punishing us all for our sins before he finally sends us the final infomercial. Suddenly a smarmy, dirty little man with Proactive sliding down his face ,and wearing a snuggly will appear on our screens holding up a bottle of the very latest cyanide tablets and will yell in his best foghorn voice "having trouble sleeping"?........"is modern life getting you down"?.............."try these my friend and never have the worry of waking up again !! I gave these to my mother and she has been sleeping ever since."
Who are these human amoebas that prance all over the place getting excited over an item that scrapes the dead skin off your feet? Are they so utterly stupid they don't realise it's just an overpriced cheese grater?
And who is the brain drain that thought up the snuggly? I can only imagine what they scored on their IQ test. It's a blanket with two holes cut in it you knob !! The products are getting more inane and the presenters either have the personality of a dried prune or you want to reach into the TV and smack them in the head a few times. But for me the exercise machines and the diet products are the worst. Some smug steroid laden over tanned insincere person using the dreaded machine they are trying to flog and more or less telling to get off our fat arses and use his machine. Not me my friends, I wait for the day one of these gym gonads flicks the wrong switch and electrocutes themselves live on TV. Now that would be an infomercial I would love.
As if these boring failed actors and their tacky products aren't enough to cause the end of entertainment as we know it, we now have the nightly bombardment of soft porn, trashy girls, people telling us women that we need to go to their clinic so we can learn how to curl our toes when we are having sex. !!! Give me a break.
The only toe curling sex most women probably have is when they have a leg cramp.....bloody idiots. I actually find the smut that is on after about ten at night really offensive. Okay I admit it, I;m a bit of a prude, but there are so many of these seedy commercials on at night now I find it disgusting.
They are on in nearly every commercial break, moist girls, girls with boobs big enough to smother 3 small children. idiot girls with one brain cell mistaking poles for men and Police officers raiding a bedroom and telling some smutty couple that should get help because he roots like a rabbit !!! ENOUGH.
Are we so unintelligent that we want to have this on every five minutes, obviously the television executives think we are all idiots. Why else would they shove this crap in our faces at every opportunity?
And who is the brain drain that thought up the snuggly? I can only imagine what they scored on their IQ test. It's a blanket with two holes cut in it you knob !! The products are getting more inane and the presenters either have the personality of a dried prune or you want to reach into the TV and smack them in the head a few times. But for me the exercise machines and the diet products are the worst. Some smug steroid laden over tanned insincere person using the dreaded machine they are trying to flog and more or less telling to get off our fat arses and use his machine. Not me my friends, I wait for the day one of these gym gonads flicks the wrong switch and electrocutes themselves live on TV. Now that would be an infomercial I would love.
As if these boring failed actors and their tacky products aren't enough to cause the end of entertainment as we know it, we now have the nightly bombardment of soft porn, trashy girls, people telling us women that we need to go to their clinic so we can learn how to curl our toes when we are having sex. !!! Give me a break.
The only toe curling sex most women probably have is when they have a leg cramp.....bloody idiots. I actually find the smut that is on after about ten at night really offensive. Okay I admit it, I;m a bit of a prude, but there are so many of these seedy commercials on at night now I find it disgusting.
They are on in nearly every commercial break, moist girls, girls with boobs big enough to smother 3 small children. idiot girls with one brain cell mistaking poles for men and Police officers raiding a bedroom and telling some smutty couple that should get help because he roots like a rabbit !!! ENOUGH.
Are we so unintelligent that we want to have this on every five minutes, obviously the television executives think we are all idiots. Why else would they shove this crap in our faces at every opportunity?
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i think the phone sex line ads are getting more and more graphic, i think ive actually seen vagina on there!
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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BAHAHAhahahaha i was not expecting you to say that!