the world of gayeHMMM.....INTERESTING
June 12th 2008 07:26
Can you truly say you already know everything you need to know? Well think again, here are a few facts you just have to know if you are going to function in today’s world
For instance did you know that Iguanas can and do commit suicide? Bet this little fact is going to improve your life !!
And then there is this one. When a horned toad is angry it squirt’s blood from it’s eyes ! Gives a new meaning to seeing red doesn’t it?
A giraffe’s erect penis is 4 foot long. So ladies next time you your man is bragging about his manhood show him this little fact to shut him up.
83 per cent of people hit by lightening are men. Now who doubts that god is a woman?
The largest cell in the human body is the ovum, the smallest is the sperm. I am wondering if there is any link to the size of our brains?
The average dairy cow produces 4 times it’s weight in manure each year. So ladies throw away those diet pills, you now know what you have to do to get that weight off.
Mucophagy is the medical term for ‘snot eating’, the consumption of nasal mucus from nose picking. So now all the men who pick their noses while sitting next to me on a train have a medical excuse.
It is estimated that at any one time 0.7 per cent of the world’s population is intoxicated. (and I’m thinking that 0.6 per cent of these people are Australians).
90 per cent of movies released in the United States are porn movies. Ahh… Another bit of American culture they can be proud of.
40 per cent of people who come to a party in your home will have a look in your medicine cabinet. In other words remember to hide your viagra and chocolate flavoured condoms.
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonalds. Isn’t it heartwarming to know that as well as looking after our kids health they also look after their leisure time.
A brain uses less power than a 100-watt light bulb. In men’s cases that would be a 25-watt light bulb.
And for the final inspiring little fact there is this piece of information. Before 1800 there was no such thing as separate shoes for left and right feet. Maybe this is where Monty Python got the inspiration for their silly walk?
For instance did you know that Iguanas can and do commit suicide? Bet this little fact is going to improve your life !!
And then there is this one. When a horned toad is angry it squirt’s blood from it’s eyes ! Gives a new meaning to seeing red doesn’t it?
A giraffe’s erect penis is 4 foot long. So ladies next time you your man is bragging about his manhood show him this little fact to shut him up.
83 per cent of people hit by lightening are men. Now who doubts that god is a woman?
The largest cell in the human body is the ovum, the smallest is the sperm. I am wondering if there is any link to the size of our brains?
The average dairy cow produces 4 times it’s weight in manure each year. So ladies throw away those diet pills, you now know what you have to do to get that weight off.
Mucophagy is the medical term for ‘snot eating’, the consumption of nasal mucus from nose picking. So now all the men who pick their noses while sitting next to me on a train have a medical excuse.
It is estimated that at any one time 0.7 per cent of the world’s population is intoxicated. (and I’m thinking that 0.6 per cent of these people are Australians).
90 per cent of movies released in the United States are porn movies. Ahh… Another bit of American culture they can be proud of.
40 per cent of people who come to a party in your home will have a look in your medicine cabinet. In other words remember to hide your viagra and chocolate flavoured condoms.
The largest toy distributor in the world is McDonalds. Isn’t it heartwarming to know that as well as looking after our kids health they also look after their leisure time.
A brain uses less power than a 100-watt light bulb. In men’s cases that would be a 25-watt light bulb.
And for the final inspiring little fact there is this piece of information. Before 1800 there was no such thing as separate shoes for left and right feet. Maybe this is where Monty Python got the inspiration for their silly walk?
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Comment by Michaelie
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Comment by Lilla
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...and of that, 0.5 per cent orblers?
*giggle* very interesting indeed, well worth the trouble of logging in to make sure you got 10 out of 10 for these...
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