the world of gayeHOW TO FIX A BROKEN WILLY
August 4th 2009 01:18
As from last night I now know much more about skinny feet, bent penises, infected nether regions and a whole range of embarrassing medical conditions than I ever really needed to know about.
The reason you ask?
A charming late night show by the fetching name of THE WORLDS MOST EMBARRASSING ILLNESSESS that introduces audiences to things better left under the doctor's white sheet.
There was a lady with one breast much bigger than the other (and they were huge to start with) who said she was so embarrassed about her breasts that her husband of eight months had never seen them. So off comes her bra as she proceeds to show the world her problematic mammaries. Meanwhile hubby is still sitting at home waiting for his turn. Well I have a message for hubby, your better off not knowing !!
It wasn't the unevenness that shocked me, it was the sight of waist length saggies and the nipples pointing towards the floor, a small child could have swung off them.
Then in came a young guy with a bent penis. He handed over his photos to the Doc of his erection that headed off at a 45 degree angle half way down. Of course this angle rendered willy pretty much useless.............you couldn't even hang a hat on it, it would have just slid off. So off he goes with his referral to a surgeon and a few weeks later walks into the Doc's office with a smile on his face and a spring in his step. He then proudly produces his holiday pics of his proud new penis and let me tell you people.............you can now hang a hat on it.
The next happy customer was a young woman who's pubes were like homing pigeons. They kept curling over and returning from whence they came leaving her fanny quite sore and unattractive. There is nothing worse than an unattractive fanny, is there ladies?
But the episode that really proved to me that maybe my sense of humour is pretty evil was the eighty year old man who was having problems with his nub.
Yes, you heard right.......nub. This very well dressed, well spoken old man joked that he hadn't been able to have sex with his wife for quite a while because of his sore red willy, and I thought to myself "how would she even know she was having sex?"
The old fella was sent off to surgery to have his little fella mended (something to do with foreskin) and then came back to the Doc to show off his cured piece of anatomy. He then proudly announced to one and all his sex life was back on track.
Two things...........
I am not sure the television audience is going to be enthralled by hearing an eight year old tell them about his sex life
and
I hope he can make his wife a happy woman in other ways because the lump on his groin just won't do the trick.
And so I await the next episode with baited breath. Prolapsed bladders, herpes, infected tongues,three nipples
BRING IT ON
The reason you ask?
A charming late night show by the fetching name of THE WORLDS MOST EMBARRASSING ILLNESSESS that introduces audiences to things better left under the doctor's white sheet.
There was a lady with one breast much bigger than the other (and they were huge to start with) who said she was so embarrassed about her breasts that her husband of eight months had never seen them. So off comes her bra as she proceeds to show the world her problematic mammaries. Meanwhile hubby is still sitting at home waiting for his turn. Well I have a message for hubby, your better off not knowing !!
Then in came a young guy with a bent penis. He handed over his photos to the Doc of his erection that headed off at a 45 degree angle half way down. Of course this angle rendered willy pretty much useless.............you couldn't even hang a hat on it, it would have just slid off. So off he goes with his referral to a surgeon and a few weeks later walks into the Doc's office with a smile on his face and a spring in his step. He then proudly produces his holiday pics of his proud new penis and let me tell you people.............you can now hang a hat on it.
But the episode that really proved to me that maybe my sense of humour is pretty evil was the eighty year old man who was having problems with his nub.
Yes, you heard right.......nub. This very well dressed, well spoken old man joked that he hadn't been able to have sex with his wife for quite a while because of his sore red willy, and I thought to myself "how would she even know she was having sex?"
The old fella was sent off to surgery to have his little fella mended (something to do with foreskin) and then came back to the Doc to show off his cured piece of anatomy. He then proudly announced to one and all his sex life was back on track.
Two things...........
I am not sure the television audience is going to be enthralled by hearing an eight year old tell them about his sex life
and
I hope he can make his wife a happy woman in other ways because the lump on his groin just won't do the trick.
And so I await the next episode with baited breath. Prolapsed bladders, herpes, infected tongues,three nipples
BRING IT ON
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Comment by Anonymous
its disgustinggg!