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I AM WONDERFUL! (well maybe not)

March 4th 2008 00:52
Well I felt a great sense of achievement today because I have mastered a few skills I have been practicing for a while. One was to write a resume that made me sound so impossibly perfect in every way no one could possibly miss the opportunity to put me in the front line of thier business. Of course I was only letting the world know what I already know. IM FANTASTIC.

The other was designing my own layout for my space. I found a great website that shows you how to do it, and set about creating a masterpiece that the whole community of my spacers would envy. I could hear the feedback as I was designing. "Who is this fantastic artistic person that has kept her wonderful talents a secret for far to long?"


"I wonder if such a great artist could show a humble peasant like me how to do it?"

"Oh my god, it's the eighth wonder of the world"

Anyway, away I went with a head full of ideas and the result didn't quite turn out like I expected. I thought I would start with a background of my face and finally reveal my fantastic self to everyone. WRONG. Unfortunately my heads so fat there wasn't enough room on the page! And my cheeks so plump that they actually lapped over the edge of the page. I was devastated. What to do?
moonface!!


Okay, I looked up at the top of the page and saw editor buttons. And can you guess what one of the buttons said? Yes thats right, PLASTIC SURGERY.

Oh the joy! I can finally look like I think I look in my head!


So I slimmed my face, sucked in the cheeks, made my eyes almond shaped, gave myself the longest eyelashes, plumped up the lips and changed the shape of my jaw. Yes I was beautiful at last.


One problem, IT'S NOT ME!!.

Oh well, looks like I have to keep the big pumkin head after all. I suppose it will come in handy at halloween. So I have decided to start from scratch and make another layout without imposing my head on unsuspecting people. After all I could loose friends!

I will try again tommorrow and hopefully it will be a work of art that justifies my huge talent and my huge ego!
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March 5th 2008 05:36
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