the world of gayeI FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
June 11th 2009 22:02
The law is an ass. In the case of these laws from around the world I think an Ass may have come up with them. If you bitch and whine about the laws of the land have a look at some of these wise guidelines to being a good citizen.
ALASKA
It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane in motion.
VENTURA COUNTY
Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit
CHICAGO
Eating in a place that is on fire is forbidden.
KOREA
The eating of stray cats is illegal
MINNESOTA
Illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. The wife can by law force her husband to brush her teeth.
KENTUCKY
Everyone must take a bath at least once a year.
MASSACHUSETTS
All dogs required to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
ARKANSAS
A man has a legal right to beat his wife, but only once a month.
GERMANY
A pillow can be considered a "passive"weapon.
ALBERTA PROVINCIAL LAW
It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man
ENGLAND
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
SWITZERLAND
It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.
LIVERPOOL
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store, or in a bank if handling foreign currency.
SCOTLAND
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
AUSTRALIA
It is illegal to dress up as batman
ISRAEL
It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
FRANCE
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
SINGAPORE
It is illegal to pee in an elevator.
DENMARK
No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle.
CHINA
To go to college you must be intelligent.
SAUDI ARABIA
From Jiddah to Riyadh there are two highways: one for Muslims, another for "infidels". If a Muslim is accompanied by an "infidel", both are required to use the highway for infidels.
ALASKA
It is forbidden to push a moose out of a plane in motion.
Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit
CHICAGO
Eating in a place that is on fire is forbidden.
KOREA
The eating of stray cats is illegal
MINNESOTA
Illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. The wife can by law force her husband to brush her teeth.
KENTUCKY
Everyone must take a bath at least once a year.
MASSACHUSETTS
All dogs required to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
ARKANSAS
A man has a legal right to beat his wife, but only once a month.
GERMANY
A pillow can be considered a "passive"weapon.
ALBERTA PROVINCIAL LAW
It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man
ENGLAND
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin.
SWITZERLAND
It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.
LIVERPOOL
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store, or in a bank if handling foreign currency.
SCOTLAND
It is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
AUSTRALIA
It is illegal to dress up as batman
ISRAEL
It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
FRANCE
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
SINGAPORE
It is illegal to pee in an elevator.
DENMARK
No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle.
CHINA
To go to college you must be intelligent.
SAUDI ARABIA
From Jiddah to Riyadh there are two highways: one for Muslims, another for "infidels". If a Muslim is accompanied by an "infidel", both are required to use the highway for infidels.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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id better stop doing that . . .
i like the one enforcing people to take a bath at least once a year!