the world of gayeI'll EAT CAKE IF I WANT TO !!!
April 28th 2008 10:23
The world is becoming to healthy for the likes of me. Everywhere you look there are fruit juices with no added fat, bottled water that will give you clear skin and rehydrate your tired, toxic body. There are trendy little places that charge you extra to add wheatgrass, selected vitamins and a whole lot of other healthy tasteless crap to a drink you otherwise would have really enjoyed. If you go to a cafe you must have a frappe, latte or some other coffee that sounds like a french drag queen's name, and of course you dare not add anything natural to it like say, REAL SUGAR !!! Then of course you have to have a healthy breakfast, something like horse oats and bloody dried shrivelled up bits of what used to be fruit. I hate the modern world.
Then of course the government can't make up it's mind whether it wants us middle aged farts to hang around or not. The papers constantly report that our society can't afford for us to hang around dribbling in nursing homes, and then on the next page will tell you to stop smoking or you will burn in hell, stop drinking alcohol before your liver blows a fuse, and change your diet before your heart explodes!! MAKE YOUR BLOODY MIND UP. Do they want us dead or not?
Me, well I am sick of the health nazi's sticking their big pink noses in my little life. I will have a flat white coffee with three sugar's in it when I go to a cafe, and if anybody dares look at me like they are getting ready to call an ambulance, I will have another one just to really piss them off, and then I will have the most fattening cake I can find, If I am out for dinner and I want baked potatoes and red meat instead of rabbit nibblets I will, and I will NOT have salad as a side dish, I will have white bread with real butter.
Then I will finish my meal off with coffee and three sugars and cake after which I will enjoy a lovely glass of alcolhol. It's insidious you know, this nannying by health experts and the government and minority groups taking over our personal lives. Yes I know there are a lot of things I do that are not healthy, but It's my bloody life not everybody else's. Goerge Orwell may have been right about big brother watching us all, it is certainly starting to feel like it. I think that a lot of people nowadays are so frigging boring, I was asked today if I wanted to go on a bushwalk, I nearly choked on my coffee with three sugars. Give me a purse full of money and let me loose in the city anyday. Why on earth would I choose khaki clothes, scratched legs, ticks and crawling things over bright lights and new clothes?
All these people will live longer but what for? So they can rise in the morning when the sun comes up, eat their rabbit food, do excersises until they have muscle meltdown, then have a wonderful lunch with friends in thier lycra bike pants consisting of wheatgrass in fruitjuice, a sandwhich with prunes and grass on it, and then after work go for a bike ride and retire by 8.30 PM.
Not for me my friends, I am going to be fat, laugh a lot, disobey the rules and enjoy some NO NO'S before I kark it.
Then of course the government can't make up it's mind whether it wants us middle aged farts to hang around or not. The papers constantly report that our society can't afford for us to hang around dribbling in nursing homes, and then on the next page will tell you to stop smoking or you will burn in hell, stop drinking alcohol before your liver blows a fuse, and change your diet before your heart explodes!! MAKE YOUR BLOODY MIND UP. Do they want us dead or not?
Me, well I am sick of the health nazi's sticking their big pink noses in my little life. I will have a flat white coffee with three sugar's in it when I go to a cafe, and if anybody dares look at me like they are getting ready to call an ambulance, I will have another one just to really piss them off, and then I will have the most fattening cake I can find, If I am out for dinner and I want baked potatoes and red meat instead of rabbit nibblets I will, and I will NOT have salad as a side dish, I will have white bread with real butter.
All these people will live longer but what for? So they can rise in the morning when the sun comes up, eat their rabbit food, do excersises until they have muscle meltdown, then have a wonderful lunch with friends in thier lycra bike pants consisting of wheatgrass in fruitjuice, a sandwhich with prunes and grass on it, and then after work go for a bike ride and retire by 8.30 PM.
Not for me my friends, I am going to be fat, laugh a lot, disobey the rules and enjoy some NO NO'S before I kark it.
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Comment by katyzzz
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Be back soon, maybe to-morrow.
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i just refuse to believe real suger is bad for you (for more CLICKHERE) and i think things like red meat, fat, salt, wine, chocolate, fruit juice, dairy etc bounce from being good to bad in the media every few months, theyre either essential in preventing cancer or suddenly being linked to increasing the risk for every kind of cancer imaginable . . . i think the biggest hazzard to health is stress and pain, so pour yourself a sweet fruity cocktail and go chill out in your hammock for awhile DOCTORS ORDERS! haha
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white bread is bad for us. who says, iv seen my work colleges slavering at the bit to get a bite of my roll filled with butter and spicey chicken, whilst they are nibbling on fucking rice cakes, and boy do those things pong of shite man. well im gonna have a smoke in a mo and pour myself a large one, after that ill watch a little t.v and cut myself some carrott cake and a nice cuppa tea.
ps, did you find a slimming body suit ? only i know someone who may need one soon............he he
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karking it is imminent, I'll stay around to say " I told you so", there are worse things than death, you know and that is what the 'good things' are trying to improve.
I see you have been reading some of my nutrition information, no need for rabbit food, although rabbits do seem to do rather well on it, just look at their reproductive rates, not that I'm suggesting you should have a baby ( unless you want one)
Vegetables and fruit should get you past the salad requirements.
I eat cake, butter, too, I don't like coffee but it's good for you, I know of no fat to add to or extract from juices, I don't have wheatgrass and do not recommend additives nor sugar substitiutes, I drink whole milk, there is nothing wrong with eating dark chocolate, in fact it is good for you. But mountains of it will produce mountains of you. Unless you're sedentary, you probably do a goodly amount of walking in a day. Housework if and when you do it is great for flexibility.
I still wish I had a copy of yesterday's response, which was lost in cyberspace.
I'll say hello next time I pass you at the coffee shop, no need to get up, that's hard to do I know.
What was it you said about humour again?
Keep on posting, there are people who love you and don't give a stuff what you eat, after all, that's up to you.
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Just bury me with a piece of cake to take with me and I'll be happy !! As for having more kids, I think my womb would be classed as a fossil now so I won't be going there.