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I'M EVIL BUT I LIKE IT !!!!!

April 16th 2008 03:13
I have quite a wicked sense of humour, I don't know if it's because I am slightly insane or I am just bad. But I find things that are evil and it just makes me howl with laughter. I am sure I am not the only person who likes things that are a little bit off, a little bit naughty, a tiny bit offensive but I like the fact that I will never take anything too serious. We have so many people now who have lost their sense of humour. It's not lack of education, it's not cruelty (well maybe a touch) and it's not wanting to hurt other people, I just like to laugh a lot.
So in saying all of that I would like to present a few things i found today that I thought were bloody funny, and if you have a child in the family who really annoys you, here are a few gift ideas for you.

The first items I found were these great little books
LOVELY BEDTIME STORY FOR THE LITTLE ONES
INFORMATION FOR YOUR TEENAGERS
WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH GIRLS LOVE DORA

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THE VALUE OF A GRANDMA
SURVIVAL TIPS FOR KIDS
FOR THE KIDS WHO LIKE TO DO KITCHEN CHORES
FOR ALL THE KIDS WHO LOVE THEIR TEDDY BEARS
ANSWERS TO YOUR TEENS QUESTIONS
MAKE THEM AWARE OF DRUGS
FOR THE LITTLE MAN IN YOUR LIFE WHO LOVES FIREMEN
So I hope there are some gift ideas in amongst these wonderful titles for you all, and to finish this blogful of wonderful children's products I'd like to leave you all with perhaps the best episode of Postman Pat I have ever seen, you won't believe your ears !!!!!
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Comment by katyzzz

April 16th 2008 04:32
Evil, I love it, I would like to have seen more suggestions as to what to DO with a child you don't like too much.

I had to be selectively blind and deaf through so much of it, I'm a wowser you see, which gives me as much pleasure as being evil gives you.

Well done, although it's your words that give me the biggest kick, you should brighten things up around here, considerably.

ah CHOO, Oh, please, do excuse my multi decibel sneeze.

Comment by the world of gaye

April 16th 2008 05:02
A bit of insanity is great now and again. And I excuse your achoo !!

Comment by Mountain Fog

April 16th 2008 05:17
Hi Gaye,

so nice to have a GAYe world to visit...tee hee!!

Your site is a welcome change, compared to the sometimes "e-steaming" hothouse of homophobia, found on some blogs here!!!

Do you think I need to work on my black humour?

I think you should compile a book, a good title might be;

"A Compendium of Psychopathic Humour!"

It should be a big hit on death row, in bank boardrooms and Parliament!! At least that is where most psychopaths in society hang out! hehe!

cheers

and as my pooter is 'mute' at the moment, the Postman Pat vid...he sneezes I guess?...sounds like..."ahhhhshittt"??

fog

Comment by the world of gaye

April 16th 2008 06:03
hey there Mountan fog, go for it. Nothing I like better than a Psychopath, they really liven things up

Comment by Cheryl J

April 16th 2008 06:14
Thanks for these, Postman Pat was priceless. I'm glad I decided to open it on my home computer and not at work. I think my boss would have fookin passed out from that fookin clip...shit what a great idea, then I could really get her off my back!

Evil is good.

Comment by Kleonaptra

April 17th 2008 00:21
Oi! Fog forgot there was a psychopath right here on Orble!

Lovin it Gaye, not quite as evil as me, but definitely getting there! Loved it!

Comment by Nomad

April 17th 2008 01:51
yes, evil is funny.

Nomad

Comment by Cibbuano

April 17th 2008 02:47
bwa ha ha! For a second, I thought these were real books... then "Let's take a shit in the woods" - what?!


Comment by charliesgirl_992000

April 17th 2008 05:43
I LOVED the "Shaving grandma" one. Sad but funny and at a year away from 40 i sooo am starting to learn about that one. "Yikes, where the hell'd you come from!!" lol Not another sprouting!!!!
Tammy

Comment by Morgan Bell

April 17th 2008 12:16

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