the world of gayeI'M PACKING MY BAGS AND HEADING FOR NARNIA
March 26th 2009 04:50
I am such a child. After watching Prince Caspian and The Chronicles Of Narnia last night I have decided that's where I sould have been born. Bugger shopping in New York with the girls from Sex and The City, I'd rather be able to wear long dresses and have braids in my hair than carry around a Gucci handbag and wear fancy shoes.
I want a lion like Aslyn living in my back yard. He would protect me from debt collector's and Jehovah Witnessess coming to the door. One good roar from him should have them jumping the fence in no time.
No Australian native plants in my yard either...I want a tree that walks like the one in Narnia so it can move out of the way when I hang out my washing. And I have to have a secret door somewhere in my house, I JUST have to.
I could spend time having cups of coffee and conversation with all my family and friends, but they would never know that behind the lounge there is a secret door where badgers, centaurs and little people and I plan our attacks on people that annoy the shit out of all of us.
In this other world where I would live my secret life I would be known as "Queen Gaye The Tough" and I would be able to shoot arrows perfectly and leap mountians with a single bound. Now it's all I can do to manage leaping a small fence !!
I want my own fairies that sprinkle my face with sparkly dust so when I go dancing I stand out more than everyone else, I want Prince Caspian to fall in love with my gorgeous self because I have always loved continental men and the older blokes I know are bloody boring, and I want to own a castle.
No surburban house with a perfect garden for me. I want a moat to throw the kids into when they are annoying and a dungeon to lock my mother in when she starts to nag me.
It's now time for me to sign off and I bid you all goodbye for today but I will be back....but right now I have to go, The tree is calling me and Aslyn needs his dinner.
I want a lion like Aslyn living in my back yard. He would protect me from debt collector's and Jehovah Witnessess coming to the door. One good roar from him should have them jumping the fence in no time.
I could spend time having cups of coffee and conversation with all my family and friends, but they would never know that behind the lounge there is a secret door where badgers, centaurs and little people and I plan our attacks on people that annoy the shit out of all of us.
In this other world where I would live my secret life I would be known as "Queen Gaye The Tough" and I would be able to shoot arrows perfectly and leap mountians with a single bound. Now it's all I can do to manage leaping a small fence !!
No surburban house with a perfect garden for me. I want a moat to throw the kids into when they are annoying and a dungeon to lock my mother in when she starts to nag me.
It's now time for me to sign off and I bid you all goodbye for today but I will be back....but right now I have to go, The tree is calling me and Aslyn needs his dinner.
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