the world of gayeIT'S ALL ABOUT ME
February 17th 2008 01:56
I have decided that because this is my first blog here I had better introduce myself properly and let you all know what you have been missing! I am told by authorities in my family that I am fifty years of age, BULLSHIT I SAY. I know the outside of me looks like it's melting but the inside is skipping around and singing, and generally having a bloody good time.
The two loves of my life are my stunning creation Evan {that would be my multi talented son}
who is the lead singer in a big band called The Velvet Set and also a writer of beautiful poetry
And the other love of my life, my music. Oh how I love music. I constantly am a source of embarrasment to many due to my dancing and singing urges that take over in shopping centres, I can't help myself, it's sort of like a musical version of parkinson's disease. I think my family is thinking about an excorcism for me to drive out the evil spirits that take over in public places.
I think I will donate my brain for science experiments because I know they will find a wonderland of monumentual proportions. I think when they open up my skull this is what they would probably find
Yes folks it's GAYELAND!! A place full of fantastic images, sounds and fun. A place where the child still lives. Everyone should have such a place to go to. Maybe they can copy my DNA and transplant it to all the shitheads of the world. You know crabby little lemonheads that tell 10 year olds to act like a man, old people who act really old, screaming mothers and aggressive fathers, and the joysuckers of the world in general.
But I do have an evil side that I really enjoy, a part of me that smokes even more just to annoy the do gooders of the world {I am sick of them telling me what to do} making as much fun of political correctness as I possibly can {it has ruined everybody's sense of humour} , and making fun of really ugly people {okay I know it's mean and I'm no oil painting} but it's so much fun!
And so now you know a bit about me you will either think I am an absolute idiot or your amused and I will go away and plan my next assault on you all.
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Comment by JohnDoe
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Funny post, thanks for the laugh, I look forward to reading more.
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Thanks,
Jon.