MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB IS STILL MUTTON

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THE WINDMILLS OF MY MIND - March 2009

MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB IS STILL MUTTON

March 30th 2009 16:10

I realise that Madonna ia an icon and that has been a trendsetter for as long as I can remember, who at fifty years of age can get away with lycra and corsets, but what looks good on Madonna does not look good on the average middle aged woman.
Madonna may have paved the way for women have control over thier own careers, she may have paved the way for women to be more open about sex, but she has also (probably unknowingly) created a trend where the streets are starting to fill up with middle aged women that walk the streets looking like retired prostitutes.
Everyday there are more of them out and about. Normal everyday women in thier fifties and sixties, who try and regain thier youth by wearing outfilts that look like an advertisement for the local trailer park.

I saw one lady (well not exactly a lady) this morning who will forever be burned in my memory. I am guessing she was in her late fifties or early sixties, and if her little denim skirt was any shorter you would have been able to see her pelvic floor collapse. Now I don't know about you but I really don't want to see someone's birthing bits first thing in the morning. The fake tan had been sprayed liberally over her legs except for the back of the knees, they were still white ( she will probably be able to apply it better after her hip replacement).
Madonna also has enough money to get her hair done professionaly so being blonde is always going to look good on her, but this womans hair was so overbleached it was practically transparent. Of course she had taken the trouble to apply her makeup to go with the transparent hair, black eyeliner melted into the wrinlkes under her eyes, bright red lipstick and to complete the look some glittery eyeshadow.

And then we have the midriff top. I am not really a fan of these in general anyway because there are not a lot of people with perfect stomachs that can get away with them but, when your belly has been stretched and massacred by pregnancy, when your stomach moves in a different direction to the rest of your body, it is time to put the midriff top away. Not Blondie, she showed off the remains of her body proudly. And please........there is a certain age where a bra is a must.
I haven't seen anything swinging in the breeze so badly since the last big storm we had. Her boobs were huge.....and ugly. Why, oh why would a woman think a man would find that attractive?
Her nipples were sitting so low on her chest I thought at any moment they would slide off and go down the drain !!!
Now I am all for being eccentric, being an in individual and doing your own thing, but this was well beyond the pale. Madonna has a lot to answer for.
Please...please if anyone see's me in the street with my birthing bits hanging out the bottom of my skirt and my nipples in the gutter can you please call somebody and have me committed?

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Comment by Morgan Bell

March 30th 2009 17:04

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yeah midriffs and mini-skirts really are for people that have the word "teen" as part of their age, or are professional models . . . some people can pull it off, but most cant!

i like the expression "birthing bits"! haha

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