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March 19th 2008 10:35

I share my home with a sister and two lovely children. One is five and the other little angel is two. TWO, the age that evil takes over. What was once a chubby lovely cuddly baby has become regan the 2nd from The Exorcist! Oh my god, I had forgotten what a true two year old tantrum was like


We should really have an excorcism but i think as well as vomiting on the priest she would probably spit on him, bite him and tell him to fuck off, how embarrassing. So we will try to deal with the devil ourselves until she transforms back into a child.

Yes I am afraid we will have to have her name changed by deed poll to chuckie! I am afraid her mother is going to end up bald from the stress of it all, and every time she lets loose with screams that are so bloodcurdling that my arse retracts and my throat closes up so much I can hardly breathe, I want to hang her from a meathook! This child has the face of an angel but she has multiple personalities. One minute I am playing with her happily and then the change happens - very spooky - her teeth grit and her chin hardens, her eyes narrow enough to frighten jack the ripper, and her skin sort of turns a black shade of red! I want to run for my life but as her aunt I have to help her through this dark time in her short life.


In the meantime I am going to hang two wooden stakes and a cross over my bed and if she doesn’t change back into the real lilly we know and used to love I have already picked out her xmas present to match her current personality


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