the world of gayePUT YOUR TITS AWAY!!!!
February 24th 2008 01:35
I decided to look for a few old friends on my space tonight and was horrified by some of the ugliness out there.
I typed in my browsing instructions, women between the age of 40 and 60 in australia and some of the pictures that came up were a species all of their own. Maybe my space covers other worlds as well because these women were a revelation to behold. And the names they pick for themselves show me they are truly delusional!
Let me see, there was blonde goddess who looked like she had three teeth in her head and her hair wasn't really blonde {well on her head anyway}, I think the peroxide was past it's use by date! I don't know about you but the word goddess invokes a different image in my head. Then there was the woman who called herself - wait for it, and excuse the language but this is really what name she uses - cuntface!!! Can you believe it. There was no picture attached to this name so the images in my head were not pretty. I suppose if my face looked like a fanny I would not put a picture up either.
Then there was the really classy 45 year old who was leaning over a lounge chair with her dress pulled up around her humugous arse and a thong and suspenders. Nice. You could have put a saddle on her and ridden around a paddock on her big bum. When your a young thing and everything is still where it should be, then maybe you can get away with it but there comes a time when your arse should be put away.
And so I moved on to the next piece of human trash, and surprisingly enough her name was Trailer Trash! Enough said, I thought before I glanced over a picture that should be passed on to Steven King to use as inspiration for his next horror story. Then we had a woman of about fifty reclining her saggy old body across a double bed,{wishful thinking}. She had the biggest boobs I have seen in a long long time. In fact she was laying on her stomach but I think she was actually a few inches off the bed. Gives a new meaning to levitating. These two huge lumps of withering flesh were on display for all the world to see, and all the world to vomit on. Gross.
And the there was a woman who called herself lonely lil, and after gazing at her image I understood completely. Her head was a paper bag job. I'm no Marilyn Munroe, but I would have made friends with this woman and gone clubbing with her just so I could sit next to her and look stunning! Anyway have a look next time your bored and amuse yourself for a while, it's an interesting way to pass the time
I typed in my browsing instructions, women between the age of 40 and 60 in australia and some of the pictures that came up were a species all of their own. Maybe my space covers other worlds as well because these women were a revelation to behold. And the names they pick for themselves show me they are truly delusional!
Then there was the really classy 45 year old who was leaning over a lounge chair with her dress pulled up around her humugous arse and a thong and suspenders. Nice. You could have put a saddle on her and ridden around a paddock on her big bum. When your a young thing and everything is still where it should be, then maybe you can get away with it but there comes a time when your arse should be put away.
And the there was a woman who called herself lonely lil, and after gazing at her image I understood completely. Her head was a paper bag job. I'm no Marilyn Munroe, but I would have made friends with this woman and gone clubbing with her just so I could sit next to her and look stunning! Anyway have a look next time your bored and amuse yourself for a while, it's an interesting way to pass the time
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