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SEX WITH TABLES AND STAIRWAYS TO HEAVEN

March 27th 2009 09:04
Okay after getting all deep and meaningful in the last few blogs it is time to lighten up. Let's have some fun shall we?
The world of the internet is so full of wierdness it's a never ending source of entertainment. These are just a few of of the things to be found when you are bored out of your brain and to lazy to get up and do the housework. The first page I came across was the worst mug shots ever, I picked the best looking ones for you


This Adonis was charged with assault with a deadly weapon.....HIS FACE. I now think that aliens really do exist !

After looking at this one I realised this is the woman men talk about when they mention "bushpigs", and I think she may well be the aliens mother

They say a high forehead is a sign of intelligence but this is no Einstien. I can understand why he was arrested for murder, if I had a face like this I would be angry enough to kill a few people as well.


This discerning gentleman was arrested for having sex with a table...yes you heard correctly. If he was my husband I would fill the back yard up with every table I could find....because there is no way he would be getting anywhere near me.

Been thinking about adding extensions to the house? Well don't call this builder.It took me a moment to realise that you would have to know exactly the right moment to duck while riding this escalator, either that or this really is the stairway to heaven.

This would be another little OOPS moment in building history. Breakfast on the balcony anyone? Still if you had a train to catch...how convenient.

Ever had a really bad day? I bet it was never as bad as this guy. People really need to learn to listen to thier doctors when they don't feel well and STAY HOME. Obviously having the runs and then running don't mix !!!

Well that's it for now, but I have more material to warm your heart again, in another blog, when I am in another stupid mood, so until then enjoy one and all.
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Comment by Morgan Bell

March 27th 2009 10:00
oh that poor jogger . . . how embarrassing . . . although he was obviously VERY determined to win!

the guy with the big forehead is scary!

Comment by alt_ed

March 27th 2009 10:05
That guy, the one doodling the outdoor furniture... is his name Dave by any chance?

Comment by Morgan Bell

March 27th 2009 10:14
If he was my husband I would fill the back yard up with every table I could find....because there is no way he would be getting anywhere near me.

oh that was gold!


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