the world of gayeSHE'S GOT LEGS....WELL SORT OF
March 25th 2009 00:02
Do you despair over your pins? Have they been hiding in the shadows for years because you cover them in shame? Well..despair no more, pull your skirts up and strut out in style. I present to you the LEG FALSIES, yes that's right. Shove your chicken fillets in you bra, slide on a pair of leg falsies and watch the men fall at your feet.
Now I don't know if you realise it or not but the so called 'experts' of the fashion world that preach size 0 have it all wrong. Men love curves and this machine is what you need to roll those lumps and bumps back where they should be, and if you are extremely lazy like me and like a fag while your reading a good book this is perfect...
Are hats your thing? Here we have the best hat I think I have ever seen. Put aside the thoughts of smelling like a horny mare when you are out and about, and try not to worry to much that the only male that might follow you down the street will be a wild stallion and try this on for size.
If horse hair is not your thing but you still like to look your best and be practical at the same time why not invest some of your hard earned money in this wonderful invention.
Can't afford botox !! Here is the cheap way to iron out that extra face flesh....lift and stretch while butterflies decorate your face.
Okay now for some fashion advice. Now that your legs are looking good and your flabby bits have been rolled back into place you will be needing a swimsuit to show the new you off. Not just any old swimsuit mind you, a copper one so you can shimmer as you should when you take your place in the sun.
So Now I have imparted all my words of wisdom on you all I shall go, but anytime any of you need beauty advice you now know where to come
Now I don't know if you realise it or not but the so called 'experts' of the fashion world that preach size 0 have it all wrong. Men love curves and this machine is what you need to roll those lumps and bumps back where they should be, and if you are extremely lazy like me and like a fag while your reading a good book this is perfect...
Are hats your thing? Here we have the best hat I think I have ever seen. Put aside the thoughts of smelling like a horny mare when you are out and about, and try not to worry to much that the only male that might follow you down the street will be a wild stallion and try this on for size.
If horse hair is not your thing but you still like to look your best and be practical at the same time why not invest some of your hard earned money in this wonderful invention.
Can't afford botox !! Here is the cheap way to iron out that extra face flesh....lift and stretch while butterflies decorate your face.
Okay now for some fashion advice. Now that your legs are looking good and your flabby bits have been rolled back into place you will be needing a swimsuit to show the new you off. Not just any old swimsuit mind you, a copper one so you can shimmer as you should when you take your place in the sun.
So Now I have imparted all my words of wisdom on you all I shall go, but anytime any of you need beauty advice you now know where to come
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and your comment about relaxing with a fag and a good book like the lady pictured!
fab collection of bizarre beauty products!