the world of gayeSIT BACK AND RELAX
July 2nd 2009 10:49
There are so many renovation and gardening shows here in Australia and I am so over them. I feel like I should defy all these "designer" gardeners and yuppie "interior decorators" and paint my room purple and then furnish it with salvation army castoffs just to piss them off. But I have come up with something original, something all these doyens of house fashion have not thought of............the designer toilet.
If you have ever had dreams of living by the sea but know it will never be within your financial reach there is a way around it. Why not have a seaside toilet. Put on your cossie, scatter a bit of sand around the floor and put a shell up against your ear as you soak in the sights of soothing marine life while you do your business.
Are you a working woman? Time poor? There is a solution to the next time you feel like you'll have to wear a catheter because you just don't have time to find the nearest dunny...........take it with you. This little shithouse travels with you and you can excercise at the same time.
Now you may think this next piece of bathroom artwork is for hostage situations only, but you would be wrong. It is the perfect solution for all you mums who are fed up with toilet training those toddlers that just refuse to stop leaving skiddies on thier undies. Chain the little buggers to the toilet until they get the drift. It won't take them long to realise that leaving shitty undies for you to wash and not wanting to interupt playtime to do "wee wee" is not acceptable.
There is even a solution to those space problems for those of you that could use that extra room for a linen closet. Put the toilet on the balcony !!. Why not free up some space and enjoy the view as well?. No-one on the ground will have any idea that while your waving hello to them you are disposing of waste at the same time.
If your take your religion seriously and need to find a peaceful place for those daily talks to god why not try this design. You could even place a glass of wine and some bread nearby and take communion at the same time.
This is pefect for any of you with unfaithfull husbands. I guarentee he will never stray again........of course this little number means he won't be of much use to you either but at least he will be yours alone.
And last but not least something for the little woman. Be hygenic and adventurous at the same time. You'll never have a better time washing your hands.
If you have ever had dreams of living by the sea but know it will never be within your financial reach there is a way around it. Why not have a seaside toilet. Put on your cossie, scatter a bit of sand around the floor and put a shell up against your ear as you soak in the sights of soothing marine life while you do your business.
Are you a working woman? Time poor? There is a solution to the next time you feel like you'll have to wear a catheter because you just don't have time to find the nearest dunny...........take it with you. This little shithouse travels with you and you can excercise at the same time.
Now you may think this next piece of bathroom artwork is for hostage situations only, but you would be wrong. It is the perfect solution for all you mums who are fed up with toilet training those toddlers that just refuse to stop leaving skiddies on thier undies. Chain the little buggers to the toilet until they get the drift. It won't take them long to realise that leaving shitty undies for you to wash and not wanting to interupt playtime to do "wee wee" is not acceptable.
There is even a solution to those space problems for those of you that could use that extra room for a linen closet. Put the toilet on the balcony !!. Why not free up some space and enjoy the view as well?. No-one on the ground will have any idea that while your waving hello to them you are disposing of waste at the same time.
If your take your religion seriously and need to find a peaceful place for those daily talks to god why not try this design. You could even place a glass of wine and some bread nearby and take communion at the same time.
This is pefect for any of you with unfaithfull husbands. I guarentee he will never stray again........of course this little number means he won't be of much use to you either but at least he will be yours alone.
And last but not least something for the little woman. Be hygenic and adventurous at the same time. You'll never have a better time washing your hands.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i like how you included the guillotine urinals, thats the Gaye i know and love! haha
Comment by hazius
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But the underwater/seaside dunny is the one for me!
btw - do you know what that little box/keypad? is above the dunny roll? A radio maybe? Temperature control?
It's got me thinking .... the possibilities are endless
Comment by the world of gaye
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yes I like the cruel ones.............they appeal to my evil side.
And as far as the keypad is concerned above the seaside setting I am thinking maybe it's whale noises.