the world of gayeSUICIDE RATS AND BABY IN A BAG
August 8th 2009 00:34
In the mayhem that is today's society there are ways to make life a little easier. We should look to the past for solutions to today's problems. Here are just a few products from days of yore that will amaze you and have you all thinking "why didn't I think of that?".
The first is for the career minded woman, the woman that every corporation would love to have on it's staff. The woman who will put her work before everything else............even being gassed !!
The next item is for all you busy mothers who need somewhere safe to put the baby while they get on with the hundred other things they have to take care of. It's the baby showcase. Yes, it's a see through cabinet for baby, just pop them in, close the lid and you can keep an eye on them and know that there is no possible way they can get out.
In the last week there have been news reports of a rat problem in Sydney. Well, fear not, the brainwaves from the past just might have the answer to our prayers. It's a trap with a gun in it that is triggered when the rat eats the bait........RAT SUICIDE!! And even better, there is also a little camera that is activated when the gun goes off so you will have an everlasting memory of ratty's last moments.
For the musically minded that love the family sing along but whose eyes are past their prime here you go. Sheet music you will be able to read day and night because the notes are coated in radium. That old ditty "Shine On Harvest Moon" will really take on a whole new meaning and you can keep on singing right up until the day you drop dead from cancer.
I am sure this highlight in accessories will have mums rushing out to buy one straight away. If you have a child with asthma or worry about the effects of smog on the little one here's the answer, zip them up in the gas bag. It comes with it's very own built in oxygen tank and enough room to carry your makeup as well.
And last but not least is The Drop Dead Cigarette box. The perfect gift for the family member with emphysema.
The first is for the career minded woman, the woman that every corporation would love to have on it's staff. The woman who will put her work before everything else............even being gassed !!
In the last week there have been news reports of a rat problem in Sydney. Well, fear not, the brainwaves from the past just might have the answer to our prayers. It's a trap with a gun in it that is triggered when the rat eats the bait........RAT SUICIDE!! And even better, there is also a little camera that is activated when the gun goes off so you will have an everlasting memory of ratty's last moments.
For the musically minded that love the family sing along but whose eyes are past their prime here you go. Sheet music you will be able to read day and night because the notes are coated in radium. That old ditty "Shine On Harvest Moon" will really take on a whole new meaning and you can keep on singing right up until the day you drop dead from cancer.
I am sure this highlight in accessories will have mums rushing out to buy one straight away. If you have a child with asthma or worry about the effects of smog on the little one here's the answer, zip them up in the gas bag. It comes with it's very own built in oxygen tank and enough room to carry your makeup as well.
And last but not least is The Drop Dead Cigarette box. The perfect gift for the family member with emphysema.
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