the world of gayeTHE BODY SHOP
March 25th 2008 13:45
I want to know at what stage my body started to decompose and why I did not notice! I now have back boobs, so big I need to find a bra for backs, does anybody know where I can get one? I have bigger boobs on my back that I ever could have hoped for on the front!
And as I strutted over to the mirror to check out my wonderful self yesterday in my new sheer hippie top that I was going to stun everyone in at a party I was about to attend, I lifted up my arms to make a few minor adjustments I saw two little rolls of fat hanging out over the top of my bra under my armpits. OH THE HORROR!! Will they grow? Will they get so big I will never be able to put my arms down again.
And the Stomach!! It now has a life of it's own. I'm thinking about giving it it's own name because it's so big I think there may be another person growing there. And now my arse has dissapeared. Where did it go? Is there a bum heaven where bums go when they die? Did it melt and run down the back of my legs?
Okay I think I have the answer to all my body dilemma's. I need to find a surgeon who can rotate my body from the waist down. My stomach would then become one of the greatest booty's of all time, and my flat arse would become a fantastic flat stomach.
Then for the top half I need a corset that holds everything in place, and if it's so tight the top half of body can't function at all SO WHAT. I would look good and that is all that matters. The only problem is I would never again be able to get undressed in front of anyone ever again. But the way things are now if I took my clothes off in front of anyone they would either run from the building screaming or freeze on the spot and turn into a gorgan after viewing my body.
And as I strutted over to the mirror to check out my wonderful self yesterday in my new sheer hippie top that I was going to stun everyone in at a party I was about to attend, I lifted up my arms to make a few minor adjustments I saw two little rolls of fat hanging out over the top of my bra under my armpits. OH THE HORROR!! Will they grow? Will they get so big I will never be able to put my arms down again.
And the Stomach!! It now has a life of it's own. I'm thinking about giving it it's own name because it's so big I think there may be another person growing there. And now my arse has dissapeared. Where did it go? Is there a bum heaven where bums go when they die? Did it melt and run down the back of my legs?
Okay I think I have the answer to all my body dilemma's. I need to find a surgeon who can rotate my body from the waist down. My stomach would then become one of the greatest booty's of all time, and my flat arse would become a fantastic flat stomach.
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BEING YOUNG AND FOOLISH
when the travellers move in
acid colours