the world of gayeTHE RIDE FROM HELL
March 5th 2008 21:02
I don't know whats the matter with me but lately I feel like I know everything and everyone else is an idiot. Take riding on public transport for instance, It's like being locked in a labratory with medical experiments. It doesn't matter where I sit or how hard I try to avoid having one of humanity's disasters sitting next to me they always hunt me down. Yesterday I was sitting on a bus minding my own business with one of my gigantic bags placed on the seat so noone could sit near me and a little skeletal balding man came up and stood near the seat and proceeded to clear his throat loudly in the hope that I would notice him and move my bag. Being raised to have a few manners I snatched the bag angrily from the seat and looked him right in the face like he was a piece of trash! How dare he sit next to me!! Then proceeded the ride from hell. He smelt like snot. All the way to our destination he sniffled as loudly as possible and wiped his nose across the back of his hands, GROSS.
I felt like shoving a couple of tissues roughly up his dirty little nostrils. Do people not realise what a tissue is!!I do not want to hear snot rolling around in someones head. It's disgusting. Then he had his finger so far up his nose It must have been embedded in his head. And in the back of the bus was the adolescents from hell. Their intelligence just stunned me. Their conversation went something like this, "well he like, and I like ,and then we like, fuck off, get fucked, fuck me! well I'll be fucked. I've met prostitutes with more class. It was a very cold day but of course being so hot they all had to show as much of their little fat bodies as possible and I'm sure everyone really liked looking at thier blue skin. Low rider jeans with of course bum cracks showing, and then we of course have to notice the tatty thong poking up above the jeans wedged in between the flab hanging over their jeans that are 3 sizes to small.
Makeup so old it's encrusted into their bloated little faces and as much of their boobs hanging out as they can get away with without showing a nipple. I bet their mothers are proud. Give me kids with nose rings and purple and pink hair anyday, at least they can speak basic english and they are reasonably intelligent. And so every time I take a trip on public transport it just confirms to me that I am better than everyone else, or at least the dregs that I come across when I travel to work everyday.
I felt like shoving a couple of tissues roughly up his dirty little nostrils. Do people not realise what a tissue is!!I do not want to hear snot rolling around in someones head. It's disgusting. Then he had his finger so far up his nose It must have been embedded in his head. And in the back of the bus was the adolescents from hell. Their intelligence just stunned me. Their conversation went something like this, "well he like, and I like ,and then we like, fuck off, get fucked, fuck me! well I'll be fucked. I've met prostitutes with more class. It was a very cold day but of course being so hot they all had to show as much of their little fat bodies as possible and I'm sure everyone really liked looking at thier blue skin. Low rider jeans with of course bum cracks showing, and then we of course have to notice the tatty thong poking up above the jeans wedged in between the flab hanging over their jeans that are 3 sizes to small.
Makeup so old it's encrusted into their bloated little faces and as much of their boobs hanging out as they can get away with without showing a nipple. I bet their mothers are proud. Give me kids with nose rings and purple and pink hair anyday, at least they can speak basic english and they are reasonably intelligent. And so every time I take a trip on public transport it just confirms to me that I am better than everyone else, or at least the dregs that I come across when I travel to work everyday.
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