the world of gayeTRANSLATION PLEASE
August 20th 2008 01:13
TRANSLATION PLEASE....................... ...
Looking through my little book of nonsense once again I came across some really funny things like these gems. Ever wondered what happens when English subtitles are translated to chinese? Well here you are a few translations from english movies for you (the asians must think we are either nuts or very uneducated)
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed this way.
Fatty, you with your think face have hurt my instep.
Same old rules; no eyes, no groin.
A normal person would not steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet you I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence, I shouldn't have ordered the glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognisable shape!
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! your bones are going to be disconnected
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
Looking through my little book of nonsense once again I came across some really funny things like these gems. Ever wondered what happens when English subtitles are translated to chinese? Well here you are a few translations from english movies for you (the asians must think we are either nuts or very uneducated)
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed this way.
Fatty, you with your think face have hurt my instep.
Same old rules; no eyes, no groin.
A normal person would not steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet you I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence, I shouldn't have ordered the glutinous rice chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognisable shape!
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! your bones are going to be disconnected
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
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