the world of gayeWHAT.....You mean a Brazilian is not a person from Brazil !
March 24th 2009 08:29
While sitting around the dining room table with little sister and superwoman (the niece) for some reason the subject of waxing came up. Being a very unhairy example of womanhood (one of my better points) I told the niece that it amazed me that various examples of womanhood can go into a salon, splay thier good selves in front of a stranger and wait to have said stranger rip the shit out of thier nether regions. My niece was in hysterics at my reaction to her information on this process of making a fanny good looking. WHY?
It horrified me that our sweet innocent girl (the niece) shows the bits of herself I used to put a nappy on. I am obviously a prude, because there is no way would pop my fleshy self up onto a table, expose my born again virginity to someone and then wait for them to inflict extreme pain on my bits.
Apart from the pain there is also the embarrassment. Who does this job?? How does it feel to go to work everyday and know that you are going to spend the day preening the old, the young, the ugly and the unkempt. What if you get a customer that smells? Do you whip out the air freshener and accidently spray her fanny?
So as far as fashions go...I am keeping what's mine, I don't need a shiny fashionable fanny to improve my life.
Chances are no one's ever going to see it anyway !
It horrified me that our sweet innocent girl (the niece) shows the bits of herself I used to put a nappy on. I am obviously a prude, because there is no way would pop my fleshy self up onto a table, expose my born again virginity to someone and then wait for them to inflict extreme pain on my bits.
Apart from the pain there is also the embarrassment. Who does this job?? How does it feel to go to work everyday and know that you are going to spend the day preening the old, the young, the ugly and the unkempt. What if you get a customer that smells? Do you whip out the air freshener and accidently spray her fanny?
So as far as fashions go...I am keeping what's mine, I don't need a shiny fashionable fanny to improve my life.
Chances are no one's ever going to see it anyway !
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