the world of gayeWHEELCHAIR LIZZIE
March 13th 2008 21:25
I want to tell you all a tragic story about a treasured member of my mad sister's family who I call Wheelchair Lizzie. Lizzie was the family's pet lizzard who lived in her beautiful glass house on the back deck of my mad sisters home, and enjoyed her little life full of sand and rocks, until one terrible day the dog got a bit too curious. In the ensuing catastrophe the dog played with Lizzie a little bit roughly, the kids were screaming and my sister was chasing the dog trying to save Lizzie.
partytime!!!
The one problem lizzie had was climbing rocks, she kept falling off them! She would scale those lizard mountains, look around with triumph and promptly fall off and land on her back and then lay there with her useless little legs flailing around in midair, until someone walked past and righted her, very humiliating. Imagine how it feels to lay there helpless with all your bits on display?
is anyone there?
And so now my friends we are planning Wheelchair Lizzies Funeral, We have picked out the casket for this brave little lizard
We have selected the music - CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN, and my sister has written a beautiful eulogy. Lizzie will always be remembered, and now I have to go and remove the glass house from the back deck because it holds to many painful memories!
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