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August 21st 2008 02:07
WHO'S YOUR DADDY ???
Allegedly genuine responses given by mothers to the child support agency in the section asking for fathers details.

Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by (name given). I am unsure as to the identity of child B, but I believe he was fathered on the same night.




I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window at the time when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if that helps.

I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was concieved at a party at (address given) where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good I fainted. If you do manage to track him down can you send me his phone number ?Thanks.


I never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my sons conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again !!

(name given) is the father of my child. If you catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC cd's.

From the dates it seems that my daughter was concieved at EuroDisney.Maybe it really is the Magical Kingdom.




So much about that night is a blur. The only thing I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme on eggs earlier in the evening.If I had stayed in instead of going to the party at (address given) maybe mine might have remained unfertilized.

I am unsure as to the identity of my baby's father. After all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart !!





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